My first STD was from a foam party
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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