I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
