I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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