let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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