Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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