If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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