we're blogging at a bar
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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