But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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