Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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