She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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