if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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