I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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