do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Do vagina's smell?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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