well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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