Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We are all done wearing pants today
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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