You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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