Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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