Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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