Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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