I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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