oh god the rape fog is back!
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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