his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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