So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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