You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize