Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
