Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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