I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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