Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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