How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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