And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Operation Purity has been aborted
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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