we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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