youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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