She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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