Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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