How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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