Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I think I won the penis lottery.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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