Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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