Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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