You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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