that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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