Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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