she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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