I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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