They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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