Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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