"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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