I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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