No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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