How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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