Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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