Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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