It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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