People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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