I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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